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“Whatever it is, I’m against it.”― Groucho Marx

margoverger:

There are stories about wolves and girls.

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licensetocannibalize:

I was worried you were dead.

roughed up hannibal deserves it’s own award

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Anonymous said:
Where do babies come from?

refreshes:

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Reduce intellectual and emotional noise
until you arrive at the silence of yourself
and listen to it.
Richard Brautigan, ”Karma Repair Kit: Items 1-4 (via intheflowersss)    
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editoress:

If Tumblr is so accepting and loving of aliens, then why is it that meesa, Jar Jar Binks,

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actorswithactionfigures:

jukebox-head:

claredezdraws:

20 minutes late with Starbucks on this one- I saw Guardians of the Galaxy and even though I really, really liked it, I kinda want more alien assassin sisters. 

poor nebula always gets the short end of the stick

Love this!

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yung-fiji:

🎀✨👽AlienBabe👽✨🎀

yung-fiji:

🎀✨👽AlienBabe👽✨🎀

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I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)    
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fruityloopfag:

i felt like drawing an axolotl and everything was going fine then bioluminescence happened

fruityloopfag:

i felt like drawing an axolotl and everything was going fine then bioluminescence happened

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