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stilinstilinski:

m0rphlne:

geekgirlpenpals:

THIS

I actually had to hold back tears man, woah idk why it hit me the way it dis

i see so many people getting pissed off at this saying wELL WHY CANT YOU TELL HER SHES PRETTY TOO!? and generally being very.. well… tumblr but it says we should tell our girls to be pretty brilliant TOO as in AS WELL

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dirudo:

Chris Evans gets an itch he can’t wait to scratch. x

god is real

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thank you Bathtub Barracuda.

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marjoleinhoekendijk:

☽♡☾ Pagan, Viking, Nature and Tolkien things ☽♡☾

marjoleinhoekendijk:

☽♡☾ Pagan, Viking, Nature and Tolkien things ☽♡☾

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philnoto:

BLACK WIDOW #13 

philnoto:

BLACK WIDOW #13 

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theliongoesroar:

bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

 (via ofjimkirk)

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